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Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Blonde girl

In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop a beautiful young woman was


waiting for the bus. Dressed up for work, she was wearing a very tight mini


skirt. As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to get on the bus she
became


aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the


height of the bus' first step. So slightly embarrassed and with a quick
smile


to the bus Driver she reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little


thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. Again


she tried to make the step onto the bus to discover she still could not
make


the step. So, a little more embarrassed she once again reached behind her


and unzipped her skirt a little more. And for a second time she attempted


the step and once again, much to her disgust she could not raise her leg


because of the tight skirt. So with a coy little smile to the driver she
again


unzipped the offending skirt to give a little more slack and again was


unable to make the step.


About this time the big Texan that was behind her in the line picked her


up easily from the waist and placed her lightly on the step of the bus.


Well, she went ballistic and turned on the would-be hero, screeching at him


"How dare you touch my body!! I don't even know who you are!! "


At this the Texan drawled, "Well ma'am, normally I would agree with you


but after you unzipped my pants three times, I kinda figured we were


friends.

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