In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop a beautiful young woman was
waiting for the bus. Dressed up for work, she was wearing a very tight mini
skirt. As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to get on the bus she
became
aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the
height of the bus' first step. So slightly embarrassed and with a quick
smile
to the bus Driver she reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little
thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. Again
she tried to make the step onto the bus to discover she still could not
make
the step. So, a little more embarrassed she once again reached behind her
and unzipped her skirt a little more. And for a second time she attempted
the step and once again, much to her disgust she could not raise her leg
because of the tight skirt. So with a coy little smile to the driver she
again
unzipped the offending skirt to give a little more slack and again was
unable to make the step.
About this time the big Texan that was behind her in the line picked her
up easily from the waist and placed her lightly on the step of the bus.
Well, she went ballistic and turned on the would-be hero, screeching at him
"How dare you touch my body!! I don't even know who you are!! "
At this the Texan drawled, "Well ma'am, normally I would agree with you
but after you unzipped my pants three times, I kinda figured we were
friends.
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