Poor Men

Thought 1:

Life isn't fair to men.
When we are born, our mother's get the compliments and the flowers.
When we are married, our brides get the presents and the publicity.
When we die, our widows get the life insurance. What do women want to be
liberated from?

Thought 2:

The average man's life consists of - twenty years of having his mother ask
him
where he is going; forty years of having his wife ask the same question;
and at
the end, the mourners wondering too.

Thought 3:

A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind: u take
one more step, a brick will fall down on your head And kill you."

The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was
astonished. He went on, and after a while he! was going to cross the road.

Once again the voice shouted: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more
step a car will run over you, and you will die."

The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the
corner, barely missing him. "Where are you?" the man asked. "Who are you?"
"I am your guardian angel," the voice answered. "Oh, yeah?" the man asked.
"And where the hell were you when I got Married?"

Women !

A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer.

Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the
Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I
will grant you one wish." The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I
can drive over anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic.
Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The
supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and
steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources.

I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your
desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something
that would honor and glorify me."

The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he
said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know
how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent
treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong,
and how I can make a woman truly happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?

Funny Poems written by husband to a wife

I wrote your name on sand it got washed.

I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. Then

I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.



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God saw me hungry, he created pizza .

He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi

He saw me in dark, he created light .

He saw me without problems, he created YOU.



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Twinkle Twinkle little star

You should know what you are

And once you know what you are

Mental hospital is not so far.



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The rain makes all things beautiful.

The grass and flowers too.

If rain makes all things beautiful

Why doesn't it rain on you?



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Roses are red, Violets are blue

Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.

Don't feel so angry you will find me there too

Not in cage but laughing at you.

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