Boyfriend-Sorry mein tumse shadi nahi kar sakta gharwale mana kar rahe
hai.
Girlfriend-Ghar me kaun kaun hai?
Boyfriend-1 biwi aur 3 bachhe!
Need one gal 2 marry...
Age no bar
Color no bar
height no bar
caste no bar
but gal's father must have his own bar... CHEERS
jis tarah heere ko heera katta hai...
sone ko sona katta hai....
lohe ko loha katta hai....
theek usi tarah dekh lena ek din tumhe kutta katega....
The wife stands in front of a mirror."you know, dear," she says, "I
look
in the mirror & I see an old woman, face wrinkled, fat legs & flabby
arms"
She! ! turns to her husb & says, "Tell me something positive to make
me feel better about myself."
He says in a soft voice,"your eye sight is perfect"
Sita: Truck ka horn sunkar t! um kaampne kyu lagte ho?
Titu: Ek truck driver meri biwi ko bhagaa le gaya tha, lagta hai jaise
usko vapas laya ho.
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