Saying The Right Thing........

Pretty lame but here it is....

A story....

John wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass ofwater on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. John looks around the room and sees that it isin perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table. "Honey, breakfast is on thestove, I left early to go shopping. Love You!" So he goes to the kitchenand sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. John asks, "Son, what happened last night?" His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious. Brokesome furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye whenyou stumbled into the door". Confused, John asks, "So, why is everythingin order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me? Ishould expect a big quarrel with her!"His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when shetried to take your clothes n shoes off, you said, "Lady leave me alone! I'm married!"

Self-induced hangover -- $. 200.00
Broken furniture -- $. 20,00.00
Breakfast -- $. 10.00
Saying The Right Thing While Drunk - PRICELESS
{There are some things that money can't buy (",)}