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My repository for all the Junk mails, I receive :) Feel free to explore jokes, humor, Funny pics, weird pics , funny stories, poems, funny & weird facts, inspiration stories, E-books listings and lots more…

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Amazing Facts

Original name of Butterfly was 'flutterby'

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Amazing Facts

Amazing Facts: Cheetah doesn't Roar like Lion:- but purrs like a Cat!

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

The little tree: Worth Reading


The little tree: Worth Reading

something to pass your time....

I hired a plumber to help me restore an old farmhouse, and after he had
just finished a rough first day on the job: a flat tire made him lose an
hour of work, his electric drill quit and his ancient one ton truck refused
to start. While I drove him home, he sat in stony silence.

On arriving, he invited me in to meet his family. As we walked toward the
front door, he paused briefly at a small tree, touching the tips of the
branches with both hands.

When opening the door he underwent an amazing transformation. His tanned
face was wreathed in smiles and he hugged his two small children and gave
his wife a kiss.

Afterward he walked me to the car. We passed the tree and my curiosity got
the better of me. I asked him about what I had seen him do earlier.

"Oh, that's my trouble tree," he replied. "I know I can't help having
troubles on the job, but one thing's for sure, those troubles don't belong
in the house with my wife and the children. So I just hang them up on the
tree every night when I come home and ask God to take care of them. Then in
the morning I pick them up again."

"Funny thing is," he smiled, "when I come out in the morning to pick 'em
up, there aren't nearly as many as I remember hanging up the night before."

Monday, June 23, 2008

Dynamic Architecture

Here is alink on Dynamic Architecure. I am not sure how close to reality this thing is, but its a great concept and I like it.
Go thru the link of future. Be Patient. Takes some time to load.


http://www.dynamicarchitecture.net/LARGE.HTML



Thursday, April 3, 2008

welcome to INDIAAA....

One Hand On Steering Wheel,

One Hand Out Of Window…

You Are in SYDNEY…



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One Hand On Steering Wheel,

One Hand On Horn…

You Are in JAPAN…



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One Hand On Steering Wheel,

One Hand On Newspaper,

Foot Solidly On Accelerator…

You Are in BOSTON…



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Both Hands On Steering Wheel,

Eyes Shut,

Both Feet On Brake,

Quivering In Terror

You Are in NEW YORK…



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Both Hands In Air,

Gesturing,

Both Feet On Accelerator,

Head Turned To Talk To Someone In Back Seat…

You Are in ITALY…



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One Hand On Horn,

One Hand On Holding Gear,

One Ear Listening To Loud Music,

One Ear On Cell Phone,

One Foot On Accelerator,

One Foot On Clutch,

Nothing On Break,

Eyes On Females In Next Car,

WELCOME TO INDIA

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Novels for free

Hi All,
Here is a collection of books from renowned authors...
The best part is they all are for free....I am not sure till what time, somake hay while the sun shines..
Sidney Sheldon <http://esnips.com/web/Sidney-Sheldon >
Ayn Rand <http://esnips.com/web/Ayn-Rand >
Charles Dickens <http://esnips.com/web/Charles-Dickens >
Nicholas Sparks <http://www.esnips.com/web/Nicholas-Sparks >
Business & MBA <http://rapidshare.de/users/M8M0JE >
The Codebreakers <http://esnips.com/web/codebreakers >
David Baldacci <http://esnips.com/web/David-Baldacci >
Robin Cook <http://esnips.com/web/Robin-Cook >
Dan Brown <http://esnips.com/web/Dan-Brown >
Douglas Adams <http://esnips.com/web/Douglas-Adams >
Paulo Coelho <http://esnips.com/web/Paulo-Coelho >
Frederick Forsyth <http://esnips.com/web/Frederick-Forsyth >
John Grisham <http://esnips.com/web/John-Grisham >
Robin Sharma <http://esnips.com/web/Robin-Sharma >
Michael Crichton <http://esnips.com/web/Michael-Crichton >
Erich Segal <http://esnips.com/web/Erich-Segal >
HG Wells <http://esnips.com/web/HG-Wells >
Jeffery Archer <http://esnips.com/web/Jeffery-Archer >
Khalili Gibran <http://esnips.com/web/Khalil-Gibran >
Arthur Doyle <http://esnips.com/web/Arthur-ConanDoyle >
PG-Wodehouse <http://esnips.com/web/PG-Wodehouse >
Mario Puzo <http://esnips.com/web/Mario-Puzo >
J R R Tolkien <http://esnips.com/web/JRR-TOLKIEN >
Salman Rushdie <http://esnips.com/web/Salman-Rushdie >
Jane Austin <http://esnips.com/web/Jane-Austin >
Arthur Hailey <http://esnips.com/web/Arthur-Hailey >
Agatha Christie <http://esnips.com/web/Agatha-Christie >
Kevin Mitnick <http://esnips.com/web/Kevin-Mitnick >
Calvin Hobbes <http://delphax.free.fr/CalvinHobbes/ >
Comics HZone <http://bdcomics.bdgamers.net/ >

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Saying The Right Thing........

Pretty lame but here it is....

A story....

John wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass ofwater on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. John looks around the room and sees that it isin perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table. "Honey, breakfast is on thestove, I left early to go shopping. Love You!" So he goes to the kitchenand sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. John asks, "Son, what happened last night?" His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious. Brokesome furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye whenyou stumbled into the door". Confused, John asks, "So, why is everythingin order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me? Ishould expect a big quarrel with her!"His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when shetried to take your clothes n shoes off, you said, "Lady leave me alone! I'm married!"


Self-induced hangover -- $. 200.00
Broken furniture -- $. 20,00.00
Breakfast -- $. 10.00
Saying The Right Thing While Drunk - PRICELESS
{There are some things that money can't buy (",)}